To my future (hopefully NEVER) brother-in-law

I HATE YOU.  So fucking much! But we'll get to that later.

You got my sister pregnant and thanks to you I have a wonderful little niece. She's a heaven sent and I really am grateful for that.

However, YOU TOOK MY SISTER AWAY FROM US.  From ME.  By knocking her up, you have effectively put an unbreakable fucking wall between my parents and my sister. YOU, annoying little moron, have ruined eveything that was supposed to go right by popping in my sister's life and messing it all up!!!!

I know it's childish of me to rant about things that have happened already and there is nothing I could do about it, but it's a democratic country and I'm gonna do it because I FUCKING WANT TO!!!

You are standing in my way in fixing my family!  You could help but NOOOOOO!!! You decide to label my father as nagmamalinis na ama and the rest of us as maangas?!?! 

Eh tarantado ka pala eh!  Binuntis mo kapatid ko nang hindi mo pinakakasalan gusto mo tanggapin ka ng tatay ko?  Eh tangina mong kupal ka! Ilang taon hindi nagkita tatay at kapatid ko tapos mababalitaan nya na buntis ung anak nya HOW IN THE FUCKING WORLD WOULD YOU FEEL?!?!?!  Ni hindi ka pa nga nakikita nung tao sa buong buhay nya!  Anong karapatan mo mag-react, you little piece of SHIT!!

I have tried to accept you as a member of this family but you have proven what a fucking wussy you are.  My sister isn't working and you ask her for money?  Samantalang andito lang sya sa bahay inaalagaan anak nyo?! Tarantadoski ka palang talaga hayop ka!  I talk to you kasi wala naman kumakausap sayo na tao dito pag pumupunta ka dito.  I am nice to you because I figured, Hey!  This guy is family now.  Khit na sinasabihan ako ng pamilya namin na "Why do you talk to him?  Are you friends now?"  I DEFEND YOU.

 Pero ano ginagawa mo?   Derecho ka lang sa loob ng bahay pag pumupunta ka dito.   You never even bother to talk to us.  Lalakad kami magpamilya hindi makasama kapatid ko kasi AYAW MO PAYAGAN?!?!  Tangina mo, kunin mo na lang kapatid ko sa bahay na to kung gusto mo solohin!

This is for the whole world to know and I don't really care if you or my sister reads this.  You take my sister away for good, I will NEVER forgive the both of you.  Even if it means that I will never get the chance to see my niece.  Knowing my sister, hindi nya ibababa pride nya,  So this would be the end, probably, of my family.

This is a two way thing, meet my family halfway.  Prove yourself that your're worthy of my sister.  Not to her, but to use, her family. 

You take my sister away on May 17, 2007, wag na kayo magpakita sa akin.  I want you to find on your own kung ano man ang rason hindi ka matanggap ng pamilya ko and do something about it.  Wag pride mo ang pairalin mo.

Believe me, I am THIS close to killing you.